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SorryI'm sorry that I make you angry
and I'm sorry I make you sad
But I can't control myself and sometimes
things get out of hand
I have to ask for your forgivenss
I don't mean you any harm
But I can't live everyday for you, happy
and buoyant, with a girlish charm
Don't act like you're alone in this,
Can't you see I'm hurting too?!
and can you guess who's the cause of it??
Bingo, that's right, buddy boy, it's you!
You don't see my bouts of rage
Since I'm the only one I fight
Or the drops that soak my sweatshirt sleeve
late into the night
Wait...I should stop, slap myself
and not complain
I'm sure you have it worse than I, for as you say
You lose more than you gain
I'm not angry with you, just myself
and my stupidity
So before you go and lose your temper
understand that there's more to "me"
Yanni, The Potato Voodoo DollThis is a wonderfully charming story of a wonderfully charming potato voodoo doll, with the wonderfully charming name, Yanni. It begins shortly before dusk, with a Fish Monger, and Potato Monger. They were having a wonderfully charming altercation.
"Potatoes is better!!!"
"nooooo…fish is better!"
"potatoes is better!!! They are brown, and brown is better!"
"nooooo…brown resembles feces, so so do potatoes…I do not want to think I am eating feces….is disgusting."
And with that, the two monger's stormed off in a huff, too angry for further argument. The potato monger, a rash man, pulled a small potato out of his pocket with a grimace and glared at the fish monger's back. "he wants me to show him potatoes are better?! ..then I show him!"
arriving at his small cottage house of cheese nips, he peeled the potato with expert ability, making It look just like the fish
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